44 Reasons Why I Put Off Blogging
Peace out.
- I'm so busy and popular. *flips hair*
- I always forget to write it down in my planner.
- I get too distracted reading Swathi's blogs.
- I (As you can see from this lone "I", it is easy for me to get distracted by pretty much anything and then forget my train of thought.)
- My brain doesn't like to remember important things until I'm all cozy in bed.
- The Internet is a distracting place.
- I spend a decent amount of time staring at nothing.
- It take me 2934893285 years to think of something to blog about.
- "Say Yes to the Dress" is a great show.
- I'd rather sleep than blog.
- I'm eating cantaloupe and I can't eat and type at the same time.
- I'm texting Neth and Tay about pressing matters.
- I'm hiding behind the door waiting for my mom to come inside so I can scare her.
- I'm on the swings. I love swings.
- I'm not good at writing about relevant things.
- I distract myself by changing the brightness of the backlight on my keyboard over and over.
- Tim emails me a lot of funny things that just can't be ignored.
- I think about the beach because the background of this blog is a beach and I love the beach and boom before you know it 30 minutes have passed.
- I text Neth more.
- I do chores. (Let's face it, I have stretched the truth a little. I think about doing chores. Either way, it takes up time.)
- I walk around the house in my new shoes 493895 times to break them in.
- I try to use the touchscreen on my phone with my nose.
- I go on Twitter and read the same tweets over and over and over and over.
- I try to think of good knock knock jokes.
- I sing songs to my mom to annoy her.
- I perfect my Mario Kart skills.
- I download 9235098 add ons on Google Docs and try all of them.
- I accidentally poke myself with a pin while trying to hang up a poster and need to find a bandaid.
- I suddenly remember that we have history homework and take a break to do that.
- I sit down. I stand up. I pass out. I wake up. I am faded.
- I attempt to decide what earring I'm going to wear to semi.
- I get myself a drink.
- I do this.
- I find some fuzzy socks because my feet are really cold.
- I try to explain what wumbo means to a bunch of irrelevant people.
- I put on mittens because my hands are also cold, but this makes it difficult to type.
- I whistle "I'm Walking on Sunshine" over and over to annoy my mom.
- I paint my nails then decided that I don't like the color so then I remove the nail polish. This always happens.
- I get super excited because Rebecca Stead tweeted me/about me and then run around the house screaming with joy.
- I think about studying for the algebra II midterm.
- I crack my back.
- I laugh for no reason.
- I get all excited because I only have one more reason left to have a total of 44 reasons but then I waste 21 minutes on useless excitement.
- I make an origami fish.
Peace out.